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crimjapes:

theguywiththefunnyname:

40k in one GIF

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40k Fandom in one GIF

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That’s it. That’s the fandom.

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goro-goro-iki:

Now I know what to do when there’s an emergency

goro-goro-iki:

Now I know what to do when there’s an emergency

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asofterheresy:

[art][words]

I’m tired of being my best.

Posted 6 hours ago

neochenrezi:

sisterofsilence:

the-pournival:

shrike-of-hyperion:

crazyeyes210:

shrike-of-hyperion:

He needs a helmet. 

Yeah, it would suck to take that thing down and then taken down by a lucky shot to the eye from a lowly cultist or something.

(or a micrometeoroid, since he appears to be fighting in space)

Or the space itself. But I read somewhere that there’s a mini-atmosphere between the hull and void shield. 

"Because awesome, is why"

- literally everything in Wh40k

I remember reading somewhere that space marines can survive in a vacuum even without their armor?

…but also because awesome, yes

(Source: nahont)

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sabbatine:

the-pournival:

the-pournival:

flarebrap44:

the-pournival:

god-senpai-of-mankind:

the-pournival:

christophertherobin:

princezephyrr:

geroarrowhead:

sisterofsilence:

the-pournival:

im lookin at ur tits abbadon what the fuck do you think 

visible black carapaces 5eva

sirithy - because I caaaaaaan. Also, Zeke with his hair down is best.

Oh my gooood so hot*____*

Too attractive sound the alarm

GAH! HERETICS ALL OF YOU! BE CLEANSED IN THE RIGHTEOUS FIRE OF THE EMPRA! *lights a match*

wow space marines with no shirts on really offend your sensibilities 

you might need to take them up with GW since they like writing about them sweaty and shirtless so much man

They do?

How does that even

Space marines are malformed and only vaguely human 

like srsly how could anyone find that attractive

excuse you 

malformed posthuman superwarriors with scars and augmetics and ugly giantism-syndrome/acromegaly horsefaces and fused ribcages you mean? Smell awful when they sweat? Battle-ragged to the point of hideous most of the time? 

who would find that attractive

I dunno man… maybe…. me? Lots of people? I happen to think posthuman monster-men are hot as fuck, acid-spitting and all. 

And yeah they do, try reading a couple Black Library books and you’ll see what I mean.  

This is out of no where, but what if you made out with a space marine? Would like your face melt off due to the acid saliva?

they can control their acid production/turn it on and off, according to lexicanum.

And Imperial Fists don’t have a functioning Butcher’s Gland. So there’s some options. 

I don’t know how fun kissing them would be though, It would be like having a horse suck on your mouth most likely. Like, “Hey that’s my entire mouth bud, go easy, no need to try to eat my face.”

this would be a funnything to draw




guardswoman says “i understand you’re thankful i saved you from that hive tyrant but this is a lil much i think u needa stop watching those romantic films” 

"Is this not what humans do to express extreme gratitude?!"

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jolly-plaguefather:

innotune:

Death Korps Engineer


I love that lean. It is very Elmer Fudd. “Shh, be vewy, vewy qweit. I’m hunting xenos!”

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theredthirst:

shrike-of-hyperion:

shrike-of-hyperion:

I was thinking of the positive and negative aspects of the Dark Gods. Each of them have an aspect that goes against the other, for example Khorne is the god of murder and violence and war, but also the God of honor and martial pride. And I was thinking of the Emperor. Some…

That’s true. He flew too high to the sun and was burned. 

A more fitting metaphor would be that he didn’t fly close enough, and froze.

Posted 6 hours ago

putnamspuppeteer:

Political views: Blood for the blood god. 

Religious views: Skulls for the skull throne. 

Posted 6 hours ago
People run from rain but
sit
in bathtubs full of
water.

Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

(Source: cachaemic)

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